You’ve all seen the heartthrobs of the AL East, now let’s do the rest of the AL.

AL Central

Detroit Tigers

-Rick Porcello

 This rookie is especially cute because he gave Pukilis a headlock takedown!

-Miguel Cabrera

 He just looks like a baby. If you take away the goatee, he’s really cute.

Chicago White Sox

-Carlos Quentin

 This power hitting outfielder is pretty hot.

-Scott Podsednik

 This speedy outfielder is pretty cute.

Minnesota Twins

-Joe Mauer

 The hometown hero. How cute is that?

-Nick Blackburn

 I remember when he was hit in the face by a liner from Abreu. He’s still cute.

Cleveland Indians

-Grady Sizemore

 Just look at him. Hot, cute, everything! I’m a Grady Lady at heart.

-Aaron Laffey

 He looks so young! He is cute.

Kansas City Royals

-David DeJesus

 He’s good, he’s underrated, and he’s very cute.

AL West

Los Angeles Angels

-Reggie Willits

  I remember watching him as a rookie. I thought he was cute.

-Jeff Mathis

  Pretty cute.

Texas Rangers

-Ian Kinsler

 An amazing ballplayer, and really hot.

-Josh Hamilton

 A very inspiring story. He is so cute. I hope he is a Yankee someday.

-C.J. Wilson

 Is he cute or what?

Seattle Mariners

-Ichiro

  He’s like Elvis. Just his first name. And cute.

-Jack Hannahan

 A newer Mariner, and a cutie.

Oakland Athletics

-Gio Gonzalez

 This rookie is pretty hot.

-Eric Chavez

  He was so good in his prime. But he is still cute.

-Kurt Suzuki

 Very underrated. I think he’s adorable. Melky might have a thing for him, too!

 

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Alrighty. Those are the rest of the cuties and hotties of the AL. National league is up next.