There are a lot of players who are “cuties” and “hotties,” so I may have to split this post up into a few smaller posts. As you all know, I love every one of my Yankees, so I’m only going to name a few. EJ, you might not like this post too much.

AL East

New York Yankees

-Melky Cabrera

 Melky always finds a way to make me laugh. He is a cutie. 

-Francisco Cervelli

  Francisco is just adorable. I love him. He is a cutie.

-Ramiro Pena

  He looks like he is a baby. Ramiro is the cutest little rookie.

-Sergio Mitre

  Sergio has movie-star good looks. He is classified as a hottie.

-Mark Teixeira

 Tex is adorable! He’s perfect! He is a cutie!

Boston Red Sox

-Jacoby Ellsbury

  I like the way Jacoby plays the game. He’s cute.

Tampa Bay Rays

-Carlos Pena

 Carlos said he was proud to be a Ray. That was before they were good! Cutie!

-Evan Longoria

 I don’t know, he’s just a cutie.

-Scott Kazmir

 Cutie! Isn’t he, Ginny? 

Toronto Blue Jays

-Marco Scutaro

 Marco bounced around from team to team. Now he has a home. He’s a cutie.

Baltimore Orioles

-Brian Roberts

 CUTIE ALERT! I love this guy!!

-Nick Markakis

 Nick is a cutie and a hottie. And a great ballplayer!

-Luke Scott

 Another cutie on the Orioles. This team is chock full of them!

-Lou Montanez

 This little rookie is a hottie!

 

Those are all the cuties and hotties of the AL East. The other divisions will be coming up soon!