Colon’s Solid Outing Leads Yanks to Victory
Baseball really is full of surprises. Coming into this year, I thought the Yankees were set with a solid 1-2-3 punch of Sabathia, Burnett, and Hughes carrying the rotation. I never would have thought that on April 21, Sabathia wouldn’t have a win, Burnett would already have 6 wild pitches (well, maybe I would think that), or Phil Hughes would be DL-ed with a dead arm. And surely, I wouldn’t have thought that Bartolo Colon could help this team.
This is why I try not to make bets on baseball.
With Phil Hughes being out, it was Bartolo Colon who took the ball last night for the Yanks, the night after they had lost a tough one in 10 innings partially due to Mariano Rivera’s blown save (always a rarity). I didn’t know how Colon would perform in his first start since 2009 – but what I did know, was the Yankees needed something strong out of him.
Colon went 6.2 innings, allowed 2 runs on 5 hits, and struck out 7 Blue Jay batters. He was dealing. He pounded the strike zone, with that “here it is, hit it if you dare” mentality about him. His pitching performance, combined with Curtis Granderson’s offense (an RBI triple and a homer. That was his 6th homer of the year. I bet that he’d reach 40 HR, and that’s a bet that I’m willing to keep), led the Yanks to their 6-2 win.
I feel bad…I had compared Bartolo Colon to a hippo because he is rather large, and to put it nicely, is not the most attractive man I’ve had the pleasure of watching.
Anyway, now I feel kind of bad about that. I didn’t mean it in a mean way when I said it. I mean the hippo on the right is adorable. So if they look alike, then doesn’t that mean Bartolo is adorable too?
I’m really not trying to make fun of him.
I think he’s ready to hear me say something nice about him. After the game, which was a win because of him, he was interviewed. And if I must say, I feel that Colon was really cute in his interview. Maybe he doesn’t have a face only a mother could love after all!
Awwww now look at that smile! Ain’t he cute?
I don’t know what is more surprising: Bartolo Colon having himself an amazingly-dominant start for the Yankees, or me fawning over how cute he is.
Oh, how I love this game!