The Cuties and Hotties of Baseball – AL East

There are a lot of players who are “cuties” and “hotties,” so I may have to split this post up into a few smaller posts. As you all know, I love every one of my Yankees, so I’m only going to name a few. EJ, you might not like this post too much.

AL East

New York Yankees

-Melky Cabrera

Melky Cabrera Melky always finds a way to make me laugh. He is a cutie. 

-Francisco Cervelli

Francisco Cervelli  Francisco is just adorable. I love him. He is a cutie.

-Ramiro Pena

Ramiro Pena  He looks like he is a baby. Ramiro is the cutest little rookie.

-Sergio Mitre

Sergio Mitre  Sergio has movie-star good looks. He is classified as a hottie.

-Mark Teixeira

Mark Teixeira Tex is adorable! He’s perfect! He is a cutie!

Boston Red Sox

-Jacoby Ellsbury

Jacoby Ellsbury  I like the way Jacoby plays the game. He’s cute.

Tampa Bay Rays

-Carlos Pena

Carlos Pena Carlos said he was proud to be a Ray. That was before they were good! Cutie!

-Evan Longoria

Evan Longoria I don’t know, he’s just a cutie.

-Scott Kazmir

Scott Kazmir Cutie! Isn’t he, Ginny? 

Toronto Blue Jays

-Marco Scutaro

Marco Scutaro Marco bounced around from team to team. Now he has a home. He’s a cutie.

Baltimore Orioles

-Brian Roberts

Brian Roberts CUTIE ALERT! I love this guy!!

-Nick Markakis

Nick Markakis Nick is a cutie and a hottie. And a great ballplayer!

-Luke Scott

Luke Scott Another cutie on the Orioles. This team is chock full of them!

-Lou Montanez

Lou Montanez This little rookie is a hottie!


Those are all the cuties and hotties of the AL East. The other divisions will be coming up soon!


Haha, I am a boy so I don’t judge other boys, but aren’t you forgetting someone? The guy that drives the Ladies in Cleveland nuts? Grady Sizemore! Grady’s Ladies?🙂

AL Central is coming next, Ted. That was just the East.

Anyway, I find it disturbing that you describe everybody as a cutie. “Zomg cutie! Another cutie! Cutie alert!”. It’s like, don’t you have a higher amount of vocubalary words to use? “This one’s a hottie!” That’s not really a big difference.

-EJ the Cutie From New York

What? No Jeter? He’d be on my list, but yours is a good one.

Can’t wait to see the NL West. Don’t forget my good looking Dodgers!
I love your post. Very unique. You go girl.

I know what the difference is between cutie and hottie, I’m just saying, expand your vocabulary for God’s sake, lol.

-P-p-p-poker face

Nice cutie roster, I believe some of these players are All-Star players. It’s really fun seeing you make this Hot baseball team. Awesome stuff!

Matthew Tan

haha Grady better be on the AL Central list! =) And thanks for stopping by. What does blasphemous mean?

I am with Jane, Jetter would be in my list. Looking foward to more!

Well, I’m glad tos ee that some fans are into baseball for the game… just kidding. My sister does the same thing. She’ll ask who’s playing and I’ll tell her. She’ll come over and say hes hot or hes ugly or something like that.

I had one, but my mom kicked me off because I didn’t tell her. She’s reconsidering nowadays. If I get one back(which I probably will soon) then I’ll be sure to friend you.

Not for now, though.

-EJ the Kid From New York

My stamps of approval go to: Cervelly, Pena, Mitre, Tex, Brian Roberts & Nick Markakis. Evan Longoria too, maybe… depends on my mood😉 Hehehe.

– Lisa

One of the things I always notice about my guy Pena is that no matter what is going on, he’s always smiling. I love that guy. He lights up a room. And he loves (as you said) being a Ray. That makes me proud to have him.

amusing… there seems to be a difference of opinion amongst the girls here, but just maybe Jeter is a little old for Virginia….my wife says some of them look like they should still be in school, others are cute and still young enough to train….hmmmm
Outside the Phillies Looking In

My wife’s recommendation for the non – cuties start and end with Bartolo Colon. enough said. haha

*Why am I not up there!? Just kidding… (although I do bare a striking resemblance to Jonathon Taylor Thomas in his hay-day.) Anyway – I’m a dude, and posting in this topic is honestly a little weird for me… Most of these guys give me the creeps, but as a woman – you have a god-given right to point out the men you like and the reasons that you like ’em. Don’t get too lovey-dovey on us though – I already had dibs on making you my Yankee wife one day! (Finding a girl who likes baseball is A LOT harder then it seems…)

Haha, nice comment there by EJ. I’m a dude and still I know the difference between a girl classifying someone as a cutie and a hottie.

Virginia – I hope you had fun putting this together! Nice choices all around. I didn’t know there were that many “cute” Yankees. What’s with the “cute” everywhere…guys are always telling me “cute” isn’t a good term to use when describing them. LOL!
Oh and “cute” isn’t the word I would use to describe Scott Kazmir….

As for the Rays & Orioles…..who cares?!
Ellsbury looks like Damon’s long lost ******* son.
Tex looks like Baby Huey.
Pena looks like he still wets his bed.
Melky needs an ESL class.
Mitre has movie star looks? Yeah, if you watch slasher flicks!
This guy should have his picture hanging in the post office!

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