The Happiest Girl in the Whole USA.
That’s Why They Call Him Big Papi
I’m the happiest girl in the whole USA. Why? Because the 25 men I love are in first place, with a cozy 3.5 lead over the Red Sox. And a fellow blogger told me great news. David Ortiz is on the list of steroid using scum! It just can’t get any better than this. The Red Sox fans always made fun of Arod, and now they can’t! I always knew he did, but now so does the rest of the world. This is the greatest day. Now the Red Sox are definetely going to collapse. This is going to be fun to watch.
Oh, and Manny was on the list, too but we already knew that. We don’t really care about Manny anymore, and I’m sure Manny doesn’t care either. The Red Sox are falling apart. I love it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This truly is a great day. I am so happy. GO YANKEES!!!